nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

You’re Spiderman, and i love that. but i love Peter Parker more.

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

okay so a local pizza restaurant has followed me on twitter and I followed them back because they’re probably the best pizza near the university

and they just messaged me

How beautiful it is here, to be sure, but how difficult to paint! I can see what I want to do quite clearly but I’m not there yet. It’s so clear and pure in its pinks and blues that the slightest misjudged stroke looks like a smear of dirt.”

Morning at Antibes, Claude Monet

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

kiransingh:

this lipstick is literally the color of blood and I need it

"girlfriend wanted"

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

girlfriend wanted by matthew gray gubler (via matt-graygubler)

buttfrump:

Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005

 

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

quorious:

this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show

asapscience:

"Culture"-ally stimulating art. Even mold can be beautiful… 

by microbiologist Antoine Bridier-Nahmias

via Magical Contamination 

things I should be doing: reading
things I want to do: read
thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading